“I’m proud of the fact that you beat that sniveling little rat Howard. I’m proud of the fact that in just 2.5yrs you have put in place so much. I’m proud of the fact you overturned workchoices. I’m proud of the fact you said sorry. I’m proud of the fact you kept us out of recession. I’m proud of the fact that you gave it a fair dinkum shake of the sauce bottle. Thanks Kevin07 more like you please.”—Paul Healy - in response to former Australian Prime Minister’s unseating from the top job by Julia Gillard earlier today.
“I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it’s there, and there’s nothing you can do about it. OK, OK: I know other operating systems are available. But their advocates seem even creepier, snootier and more insistent than Mac owners. The harder they try to convince me, the more I’m repelled. To them, I’m a sheep. And they’re right. I’m a helpless, stupid, lazy sheep. I’m also a masochist. And that’s why I continue to use Windows – horrible Windows – even though I hate every second of it. It’s grim, it’s slow, everything’s badly designed and nothing really works properly: using Windows is like living in a communist bloc nation circa 1981. And I wouldn’t change it for the world, because I’m an abject bloody idiot and I hate myself, and this is what I deserve: to be sentenced to Windows for life.”—
Make sure you check out the full article titled: “Microsoft’s grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse?” from “The Guardian’s” Charlie Brooker.